This is what I heard on “All Things Considered” tonight:

“Israelis and Palestinians disagree on many things, but both have this in common: They’ve been closely watching events in Egypt.”

Seriously, “both have this in common”?

I mean, that’s not even close.

I will not give up.  I’m on a mission.  And, here is what my mission is:  find out if a single friggin’ high school English class is a requirement for a writer at NPR.