Well, here we have a radio talk show host.  He sees himself as extremely learned.

This is the guy who thinks “tarot” rhymes with “carrot.”

Anyway, today he was going on and on about this book his father wrote.  It’s a book about a battle of the Revolutionary War.

He was talking about how much his parents love this country.  I was touched.

Then, out of nowhere, he mentioned his father again, and this:

“He is a deeply patriotic man, as is my mother.”

I was driving in my car at the time.  I almost had an accident.